Fairies in the neon tubes

Have you ever noticed the little klinging noise of a neon tube or light bulb when you turn it on? Have you ever wondered if it wasn't the noise of the lightning fairies waking up and banging their head on the tube/bulb? Oh and when it's buzzing, it's because the fairy is annoyed or tries to get out of there! ;)

High heels

I always dreamed of kicking the heel of one of those fashion victims who wear VERY high heels and don't know how to walk with it... Well I did it today by mistake! Well it wasn't as funny as I always pictured it! Ooooops!!!

Jingle bells

A girl walks in front of me in rangers/army boots, but with the buckles around the ankles untied... Felt like I was walking besides Santa, if it wasn't for the gal to be skinny, "fashionable" and for this time
of the year to be Easter, not Xmas!
Well at least bells are also part of the traditions of Easter!

Top models

What do 3 Top Models look like in a wagon full of average people? - circus freaks: everyone watches them and their every moves!

iPhone app to learn sign language

Just found an app on Iphone to learn sign language!!! So happy to move my hands again to say words none can understand! My train neighbour was stunned, watching me like I'm a weirdo. ^^

Darth Vador has respiratory problems...

A little girl tells her dad: "Daddy, daddy! Do you remember that man the other day that we saw on TV, the one that had respiratory problems and that scared people so much they were hidding..." and I think "...Darth Vador?" ^^

Pesticides or Junk food?

Don't misunderstand me, I have nothing against people who think it's gonna change something to wipe their apple before eating it, but I find profoundly stupid to do it and then give the apple to your kid when he/she just had an Happy Meal!!!